Anything

AUUUUUGH! That is me screaming. Do you want to know why I'm screaming? Because (once again) I have no idea what to write about. I was on the floor begging my teacher for a writing prompt but yet again to no avail. I wanted to write about how much I hate people writing about people getting run over with buses but no, I needed to write about something different. "Write about anything" she told me. Anything? What the heck is anything? That gave me a glimmer of an idea a faint light at the end of the tunnel, yes.. yes… I can see it, ANYTHING! That is what I'm going to write about. Yes, of course why haven't I thought of it before!
Okay, anything what does that mean? Dictionary definition, any object, event, action, situation, or fact. Okay, let's throw that away, I only put that in there so I would sound 'professional'. The vast nothingness that is anything boggles the mind, it ensnares the senses, it turns ordinary people like for example, Stephen Hawking into amazing scientists that set out to prove the nonexistence of the universe! One of Stephen Hawking's points is that the universe is anything and everything at the same time, so therefore anything may not exist because, in the case of the universe it is constantly expanding so therefore HAS NO END. My mind is about to explode because I have been writing about incredibly mind numbing possibilities that scientist should be discussing and not me. And also my teacher is looking over my shoulder and telling me to, "work on my writing ideas"
There is a huge difference between everything and anything. Anything is everything and everything is anything and that's all I'm going to say about that because I have a huge headache just thinking about what the heck anything is. You (the reader) are probably on the floor begging me (the writer) for mercy. After all, this is a very complex subject. So, I'm going to stop because My kindhearted nature is to stop when the readers are begging for mercy. And I'm out of time.